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# Quomodo Evenit Ut Penis Primum Cum Vagina Coiit.

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Quomodo Evenit Ut Penis Primum Cum Vagina Coiit. of «Ikom folk stories from Southern Nigeria» by Elphinstone Dayrell: the whole text, 26 sentences and 457 words. The small number after every sentence leads to its own page with its syntax tree and pragmatics, parsed by Mova itself.

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Penis autem olim rure solus habitabat, hand procul a Testiculis, amico ejus, qui magus erat valde peritus, atque fundum proximum incolebat.[1](1/ "tree and pragmatics") Ultra tamen praedia Penis villam parvam habebat Vagina.[2](2/ "tree and pragmatics") Penis forte ad villam Vaginae vagatus, et fame afflictus, illam palmae nuces, quas nuper in horto collegerat, rogavit, scilicet quod ipse totam diem in agro laborasset nec sibi cibum parare potuisset.[3](3/ "tree and pragmatics") Nec abnuit Vagina, sed se pauperem esse dicebat, et Penem debitum reddere alio tempore opportere.[4](4/ "tree and pragmatics") Quo pacto Penis cum nucibus abiit.[5](5/ "tree and pragmatics") Paullo postea Vagina haud procul ab aedibus Penis ligna capite ferebat, et, debiti memor, domum ejus aggressa, “Esurio” inquit “O Penis, cum totam diem haec ligna collegi, nec mihi cibum parare potui.[6](6/ "tree and pragmatics") Redde igitur nuces quas debes.”[7](7/ "tree and pragmatics") Penis tamen noluit, et Vagina iterum vehementius nuces postulabat; deinde, cum se nihil profiteri sentiret, ligna in terram irata dejecit, seque insuper prostravit.[8](8/ "tree and pragmatics") Unum autem e lignis quod peracutum erat Vaginam inter crura altius vulneravit, gravique dolore afflixit.[9](9/ "tree and pragmatics") Quod visum Penis aegre ferebat, atque ligno extracto et vulnere aqua perluto Vaginam domum duxit.[10](10/ "tree and pragmatics") Haec tamen interdum, magno dolore pressa, lamentari non desinebat, quod maxime Penem pigebat, qui eam penitus amabat, etiamsi nuces debitas reddere noluerat.[11](11/ "tree and pragmatics") Itaque Penis domum regressus servum jussit in villam Vaginae properare atque vulneri medicamenta adhibere.[12](12/ "tree and pragmatics") Quo facto servus, cum Vagina nihilominus inter gemitus vociferabat se vehementer dolentem sanari a Pene opportere, qui causa malorum fuisset, ad Penem regressus ea quae dixerat Vagina nuntiavit.[13](13/ "tree and pragmatics") Quae audita Penis diu meditatus statim ire amicum suum, Testiculos, consultum statuit, qui maxime sapiens diceretur.[14](14/ "tree and pragmatics") At Testiculi, de Vaginae vulnere certior factus, dixit Penem Vaginam sanare posse si verbis suis obtemperet; et Penis laetus se velle omnia facere quae necesse essent asseverabat.[15](15/ "tree and pragmatics") Eo autem tempore Penis nunquam erectus fiebat.[16](16/ "tree and pragmatics") Itaque Testiculi “Liquore” inquit “te implebo ita ut erectus fias; deinde i ad Vaginam teque in vulnus insere; quo facto te paene foras extractum iterum atque iterum in vulnus impelle, dum tandem liquorem quo te implevi in vulnus vomes.”[17](17/ "tree and pragmatics") “At si quidam” inquit Penis “inimicus mihi gladio instabit jam in vulnere condito, inopinantem interficere poterit.”[18](18/ "tree and pragmatics") “Bono animo es” inquit Testiculi “ego enim a tergo vigilabo pro te ne quid infaustum accidat.”[19](19/ "tree and pragmatics") Itaque Penis ad Vaginam properavit et omnia quae amicus jusserat perfecit.[20](20/ "tree and pragmatics") At Vagina medicinam sibi magnopere profuisse dixit, et Penem precata est ut omni quaque nocte veniret eodem modo vulnus sanaturus.[21](21/ "tree and pragmatics") Paucis itaque diebus Vagina convaluit, sed rima alta in corpore manebat.[22](22/ "tree and pragmatics") Ex eo tempore etiam Testiculi et Penis in uno juncti sunt, ita ut Testiculi, quoties Penis Vaginam videat, eum liquore implet per quem validus fit.[23](23/ "tree and pragmatics") At si quid incommodi Vagina habeat, vel alio sit qui vehementius rixetur, tum Penis erectus non fit, nec rimam intrare potest.[24](24/ "tree and pragmatics")

(Told by Ennenni, a singing and dancing girl of Okuni.[25](25/ "tree and pragmatics") May 18th, 1911.)[26](26/ "tree and pragmatics")

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